I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room porn screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next memek morning, porn she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or memek sex worker.
Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the louder bokeh the cry of ecstasy, crot the memek greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another porn study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, porn and crot that bokeh women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance crot the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your memek sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual bokep yowling drowned crot out their TVs: porn bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, memek only porn if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, memek porn Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.
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